Congrats Mittch!

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YOU DID IT! YOU ARE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF AMERICA!!!

maybe you can use that industriousness from your cult to help America. If you guys can build a barn in a day I think you can rebuild our hopes!

ROCK OF AGES

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Are you going to see that new movie with Tim Cruise in it? Where he isn't wearing his shirt and is a rockinroll star?


yeah, me neither.

Atta boy Mitch

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I think this Mitch Romney has actually got a chance. I hope he chooses Rand Paul as his V. President.

US of America

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Welp, it looks like Mitch Romney is going to be the next President (He is already the President of Iowa, according to the news).

I wonder which one of his wifes gets to be first lady (lol).