Congrats Mittch!

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YOU DID IT! YOU ARE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF AMERICA!!!

maybe you can use that industriousness from your cult to help America. If you guys can build a barn in a day I think you can rebuild our hopes!

ROCK OF AGES

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Are you going to see that new movie with Tim Cruise in it? Where he isn't wearing his shirt and is a rockinroll star?


yeah, me neither.

Atta boy Mitch

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I think this Mitch Romney has actually got a chance. I hope he chooses Rand Paul as his V. President.

US of America

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Welp, it looks like Mitch Romney is going to be the next President (He is already the President of Iowa, according to the news).

I wonder which one of his wifes gets to be first lady (lol).

Good Job

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I have been watching the facebook today and I am sad to report on the passing of Bill Gates. Thank you for sharing your "window" to the world.

I hope you have found a grassy hill somewhere.

the google

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Apparently the Google and the Bing both think I am one of the top 3 resources to go to to pay tribute to Michael Jordan's legacy (it's not just about the dunks guys).

But then there is a guy with his own the facebook who also linked me up. I'd link him up, but I think it's a secret.

Sometimes when I think real hard about Michael Jordan, I get bummed out about his creepy-moustache period. I want to choose to remember him as a slam-dunker unfettered by the weight of a wispy mustache.

I think he would have wanted it that way.

Michael Jordan, still dead

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I miss him so much sometimes that I feel like my heart has been slammed dunk through my chest. I hope the world remember him for all the good he did, like inventing Hanes briefs, showing us that a Slam Dunk was more than just a layup, and teaching us that even if you have been to space jam you can still play the basketball.

Chris

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My friend Chris thinks that Joe Hornaceck should be the next coach of the Jazz. He should probably write an email to them about it.

UNCONFIRMED RUMORS

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Mubarak may only be retiring as the head coach of Egypt to be the ASSITANT coach at the Utah Jazz.

updates to follow.

Hey Mubarak

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Just cause you made it big in Egypt doesn't mean that you can coach basketball in Utah.

Not a death

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No, Jeffrey Sloan is not dead, but he will no longer be the coach of the Utah Jazzes. Also, his assistant Phil Jackson will be retiring with him. I am glad that after Phil beat him so many times in the championships that he is still willing to be his assitance AND retire with him.

Plus I wonder if this is all Devon Williams fault?

Michael Would have wanted it this way.

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Sometimes I miss Michael Jordan real hard. So when I made this commercial I made sure there was some churro in it.

The Beach Boys

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Sure you haven't made a hit record in a bit, but congratulations on winning a World Series.

In Remeborium

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It's been one year since the slammed dunker left us. To honor him at tomorrow's REAL Soccer game they have this offer:

$1 off Churros at tomorrows RSL v NErevolution game, only thru RSLexpress www.rslexpress.com

He would have wanted it that way.

With this burger I honor thee

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I think the best way to honor our fallen heros (celebrities) is probably with a large picture of an burger.

My Bad

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Sometimes my information on here isn't that reliable. But I have heard that for reals Minute Bowl invented the word "My Bad".

That man was as tall as he was good. It wasn't his bad at all.

I'll miss you Gary

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um, yeah, I am going to go ahead and have to ask you for a churro to dunk in this coffee.

Fake Perris Hilton

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There is a fake Perris Hilton out there, I did a mistype and found her. SHE is not REAL, SHE spells her name different and SHE is a DUDE (kind of). He's not even Mexican.

the Fake Perris HAS NO REASON to be famous.

HOTT NEWS

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I just heard a *rumor* that for the month of March, Netflix will be sending churros with anyu Corey Feldman (RIP) dvd. I can't tell you all how stoked I am about this.

Michael would have wanted it that way.


*unconfirmed rumor from churrorumors.com

Today the world lost another Corey

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I'll miss you guy.

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It's amazing that we live in a world where Michael Jordan can get famous for having to go to Sex Rehab and we don't even honor Andre Churro for the invention he brought to this world.

Sad News

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I didn't even know that Eddie Murphy was married.

Jon & Kate NEWS!!!

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I can't believe she left him just because he started wearing Ed Hardy shirts. She's got no room to judge especially with her duck-butt haircut.

PHISH

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Do you love jam bands? do you need a fix since the grateful dead stopped dying?

Well you should check out PHISH, and when you do, tell them to quit taking over people's twitter accounts and sending me messages to look at dirty pictures or test my IQ. I don't care what kind of Ben and Jerry's they are eating, tell them to stay out of my internet.

R.I.P. Michael

Tyler Woods

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I wish people would shut up about this guy. Is he even any good at basketball?

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If Michael Landon was any kind of real father, he would have built a BIG house on the prairie.

HOPE

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I hope that when Michael Landon is driving along that ole highway to heaven, he'll stop to pick up a tall hitchhiker eating churros. Because that man deserves to go to heaven. Plus, Michael Landon can finally lose that dude that wears the A's baseball cap.

dude's a chump.

GREAT DEALS

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Hey, does anybody want to buy a (gently) used blog?

I may be worth something some day. Like if Michael Landon ever dies.

Looking to the future

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When the Zombie apocalypse comes I bet it will be pretty sad. I mean Michael Jordan (r.i.p.) will want to prove that he is better than LeBron James and Kolby Bryand at b-ball, but his dunks won't be so sweet anymore, plus he will eat their brains (instead of churros).

Some jokes are just not funny

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Some people think it is funny to post tribute videos to Michael (r.i.p.) and when I click on the link it is a bunch of dancing zombies.

ha ha, very funny [not]

CAN'T YOU LET HIM REST!

WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!?!?! I bet you have never even had your own shoe named after your air, or played a single professional sport (this guy played two). Do you know that he invented a whole new type of dunk!?!? (the slamdunk) Did you know he has his own Hanes underwears that he wears HIS WAY (no tags, shirt tucked into briefs).

man, I wonder if Michael (r.i.p.) ever (slam) dunked his churros in chocolate. DELISH!



yummers!

RETRACTION

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I need to post a public apology. In yesterday news was happening so fast, that I believe I have misled many of you. The truth is that I have little to no evidence that Michael Jordan (r.i.p.) does in fact love churros, he may only just really like them.

we at iheardmichaeljordandied.blogspot.com regret the error.

lest we forge

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Did you know that Lagoon has a funnel cake value meal? It comes with a funnel cake, a churro and a coke.

Churros, should NOT be seen as a side dish. I think Michael deserves more than that.

unforgettable

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One thing that we'll never forget about MJ is how much he liked churros (and slamdunks).



(rip dog, wherever you are I hope they have curros)

You can't take it (the b-ball) with you

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I sure hope Michael Jordan will be remembered for all the good dunks he did and not for his underwears commercials.

This just in

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I haven't confirmed yet or anything, but everyone on Twitter and Facebook keeps talking about Michael Jordan and that he died.

When he played basketball it was like a dance, a dance where one moment you thought he was moving forward, but he was really moving backward.

Anyways, Michael Jordan, you sure could slam the dunk. I'll pour a little gatorade out for you.


pleas feel free to leave your respects here.