Sad News

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I didn't even know that Eddie Murphy was married.

Jon & Kate NEWS!!!

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I can't believe she left him just because he started wearing Ed Hardy shirts. She's got no room to judge especially with her duck-butt haircut.

PHISH

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Do you love jam bands? do you need a fix since the grateful dead stopped dying?

Well you should check out PHISH, and when you do, tell them to quit taking over people's twitter accounts and sending me messages to look at dirty pictures or test my IQ. I don't care what kind of Ben and Jerry's they are eating, tell them to stay out of my internet.

R.I.P. Michael

Tyler Woods

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I wish people would shut up about this guy. Is he even any good at basketball?

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If Michael Landon was any kind of real father, he would have built a BIG house on the prairie.

HOPE

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I hope that when Michael Landon is driving along that ole highway to heaven, he'll stop to pick up a tall hitchhiker eating churros. Because that man deserves to go to heaven. Plus, Michael Landon can finally lose that dude that wears the A's baseball cap.

dude's a chump.

GREAT DEALS

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Hey, does anybody want to buy a (gently) used blog?

I may be worth something some day. Like if Michael Landon ever dies.

Looking to the future

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When the Zombie apocalypse comes I bet it will be pretty sad. I mean Michael Jordan (r.i.p.) will want to prove that he is better than LeBron James and Kolby Bryand at b-ball, but his dunks won't be so sweet anymore, plus he will eat their brains (instead of churros).

Some jokes are just not funny

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Some people think it is funny to post tribute videos to Michael (r.i.p.) and when I click on the link it is a bunch of dancing zombies.

ha ha, very funny [not]

CAN'T YOU LET HIM REST!

WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!?!?! I bet you have never even had your own shoe named after your air, or played a single professional sport (this guy played two). Do you know that he invented a whole new type of dunk!?!? (the slamdunk) Did you know he has his own Hanes underwears that he wears HIS WAY (no tags, shirt tucked into briefs).

man, I wonder if Michael (r.i.p.) ever (slam) dunked his churros in chocolate. DELISH!



yummers!

RETRACTION

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I need to post a public apology. In yesterday news was happening so fast, that I believe I have misled many of you. The truth is that I have little to no evidence that Michael Jordan (r.i.p.) does in fact love churros, he may only just really like them.

we at iheardmichaeljordandied.blogspot.com regret the error.

lest we forge

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Did you know that Lagoon has a funnel cake value meal? It comes with a funnel cake, a churro and a coke.

Churros, should NOT be seen as a side dish. I think Michael deserves more than that.

unforgettable

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One thing that we'll never forget about MJ is how much he liked churros (and slamdunks).



(rip dog, wherever you are I hope they have curros)

You can't take it (the b-ball) with you

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I sure hope Michael Jordan will be remembered for all the good dunks he did and not for his underwears commercials.

This just in

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I haven't confirmed yet or anything, but everyone on Twitter and Facebook keeps talking about Michael Jordan and that he died.

When he played basketball it was like a dance, a dance where one moment you thought he was moving forward, but he was really moving backward.

Anyways, Michael Jordan, you sure could slam the dunk. I'll pour a little gatorade out for you.


pleas feel free to leave your respects here.